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The ten stages of essay writing

Welcome back to Hull! It’s essay writing time, and here’s the looming emotional pattern you will have to endure along the way

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Oxford Union President Ben Sullivan will NOT face rape charges

Police say no further action will be taken

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We asked some grown ups for their patronising advice about uni

Ever wondered on what it might be like to finish uni, pay a mortgage and experience more than one 7 o’ clock a day?

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This Lancashire night club video will make you believe in fun again

Watch the ‘Bounce by the Ounce’ crew absolutely having it

Today's Carnage punters are tomorrow's Jeremy Kyle guests

You have to be a moron to go to Carnage

We’ve long believed it about the popular bar crawl but after four Cardiff girls beat up a homeless person, we guess it’s official: the only people who like Carnage are twats

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Clubber Steve: The Movie

VIDEO: Clubbing at boob level with Oxford’s biggest baller

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Miss England hopefuls do a bikini shoot, and that is literally the whole story

The Miss England Beach Beauty swimwear round was in Torquay today. Here are some pictures of the action unfolding

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Ban booze from campus, say Home Office and NUS…even though student drinking is DROPPING

Patronising Alcohol Impact scheme orders unis to ban drinking in SU bars and stamp out pub crawls

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As a law student, can you please shut the fuck up

Your typical ‘lawyer’ is a charmless, robotic smuggard

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The top ten awkward moments we’ve all experienced during sex

Because sex in reality isn’t always how it looks on the internet.

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The seven ways girls handle breakups

From caving to the temptations of Ben and Jerry’s, to declaring thermonuclear war.